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'''Goblin Christmas''' (sometimes also [[Elf|Elf Christmas]], but only if your dwarfs have been ''very'' [[war|good]]) is the wonderful time of year when a {{L|siege|vile force of darkness}} arrives. All the good little dwarves stay {{L|underground}} while [[Goblin | Goblin Claus]] leaves his treats in the {{L|trap}}-lined entrance to the fortress. 
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In the morning, when the all-clear is sounded, everyone rushes to the entryway, and gathers up the {{L|Goblinite}} for {{L|melt}}ing, the {{L|silk}} {{L|Clothing|sock}}s for {{L|decorate|decorating}}, and the (eventual) {{L|bone}}s for crafting.
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Don't be like the bad dwarves, who peek at their presents too early or leave the doors open for Goblin Claus to get in. Bad things happen to those dwarves.
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Goblin Christmas isn't like it used to be in the old days when you were a {{L|Children|beardling}}; now Goblin Claus may bring his [[Troll|helpers]] and Goblin Christmas becomes much more [[Fun|fun]].

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Goblin Christmas (sometimes also Elf Christmas, but only if your dwarfs have been very good) is the wonderful time of year when a Template:L arrives. All the good little dwarves stay Template:L while Goblin Claus leaves his treats in the Template:L-lined entrance to the fortress.

In the morning, when the all-clear is sounded, everyone rushes to the entryway, and gathers up the Template:L for Template:Ling, the Template:L Template:Ls for Template:L, and the (eventual) Template:Ls for crafting.

Don't be like the bad dwarves, who peek at their presents too early or leave the doors open for Goblin Claus to get in. Bad things happen to those dwarves.

Goblin Christmas isn't like it used to be in the old days when you were a Template:L; now Goblin Claus may bring his helpers and Goblin Christmas becomes much more fun.