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== Projects to be made, somewhere in a future... ==
=== The harsh lands of sacrificing ===
:Freezing location, not terrifying, so we'll get normal, not zombie yetis. Little to nothing ores. Is with sand, can be combined with '''Shining Warmth''' project
:Each season one of civilian dwarves should prove his valor by fighting wild yeti with single weapon - no shield, leather armor at best. Winners are promoted to regular army and get a cloak of loser yeti's leather. Losers get buried, yeti winner let to leave.

=== Fortress of unhappiness ===
: Whatever location.
: Fort designed to keep dwarves unhappy, by any means. But still keep fort alive. Like this:
:: Massive socializing. Friends with everyone! Especially those who are the most dangerous
:: Regular switching from cave dwellers to surface, so cave adaptation scores it's hit.
:: Children are wandering outside and are subjected to ambushes and snatchers
:: Ghosts. Never bury dead - at least before they rot to skeletons.
:: Miasma. Refuse stockpiles at meeting halls. Caged zombies.
:: Regular switching from "cats is best dwarf's friend" to "no cat's allowed'. So tantrums and swarms of vermin.
:: Booze and bedrooms for nobles only! And for guards.
:: No jail, or small jail with cages.
: Score the maximum number of macabre and fell mood artifacts

=== Shining Warmth ===
:Freezing location, with sand.
:Aboveground fort made of steel/iron and glass/gem windows. 
:Magma used to heat whole place: magma layer between each living floor, a ring of magma around each floor between windows. Moses effects everywhere. Bonus points for imps, magma crabs and magma men swimming in-between heaters
:Smoke generator at the topmost castle tower - ever-burning wooden artifact or something

=== Mechanists Temple ===
: Design all fortress' machinery to be ruled from two control rooms, each lever is doubled for both rooms.
: First room contains intelligent core - dwarf (vampire is the best)
: Second room remains empty till gremlin is spotted. Then gremlin lured/captured and released into that room and sealed forever.
: Many in-fortress traps, such as spikes, atom smashers, magma geizers, flooding rooms, controlled from control rooms, to ensure proper number of sacrifices.
: Many outer trap defences also, to sacrifice siegers/traders/migrants.

== Mods Projects ==
=== Elven Retreat ===
Playing as elves. Not sure if everything is possible
:No mining at all. Clay-wood constructions only
:Woodcutters use flutes and other musical instruments to fell tree - instead of cutting tree they convice it to depression and death with their songs.
:Taming and training dangerous beasts, maybe transforming them into semi-intelligent creatures that can form squads and follow orders.
:Special plants that produce ores and gems, in small quantitites. Metalworks are permited.
:Some enchantnemts that make wooden swords better - transform their material into somthing useful

== "Weaponsmith and Cave Crocodile", a poem by Urist McShakeSpear. Summary ==

This is a story about a Cave Crocodile and Tulon Olonurrïth "GearedScarred", a Weaponsmithess, who were dramatically involved into fatal relationship.<br />
'''Chapter 1.'''<br />
Tulon rambled at a cavern forest, looking for logs that lazy woodcutter left laying on the ground. Suddenly an unknown voice called her - "Oh, lady dwarf, it must be Providence itself that led you here! I'm an ancient dwarven prince, who has been turned into a beast by evil witch, and only the kiss of charming dwarvess can transform me back!". And a large pale cave crocodile came out of the tower-cap tree. He crawled toward her and asked politely - "Oh, will you kiss me?"<br />
And Tulon replied - "WHEEEEEEEEWWW! A LIZARD!!! WHEEEEEWWW!!! DON'T COME!!! I HATE LIZARDS!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!" - and ran back toward stairs back to her safe home.<br />
Crocodile roared - "Wait! Wait!! You can't just run away and left me here! WAIT, YOU!!!" - and rushed after her.<br />
...<br />
After several hours of chase the Crocodile finally managed to knock her down on muddy floor and said - "Well, now you have no choise but to fulfill my needs. JUST. ONE. KISS. And you can leave safely wherever you want."<br />
''Tulon'' - "NO! NO! GET AWAY! GET AWAY YOU SLIMY LIZARD!"<br />
''Crocodile'' - " NO WAY! I'll  get this damned kiss, even against your will! NOW!"<br />
Tulon managed to stand up, but Crocodile jumped towards her with intention to get this kiss by force. He grab her head with his jaws... <br />
...OOOOOPS... <br />
The headless body of Tulon Olonurrïth slided down the muddy slope...<br />
''Crocodile'' - "Oh f#$k. And what now? Centures of crawling at the darkness with only one hope, and now this imbecile riuned it all. Well, at least I hope she wasn't the only female at this hamlet above. And I hope they ain't such reptile-haters"<br />
And Crocodile crawled to the narrow corridor. Suddenly a cage fell from above, locking him inside.<br />
''Crocodile'' - "Oh, GREAT..."<br />
'''Chapter 2.'''<br />
After several hours of awaiting a dwarf peasant came.<br />
''Crocodile'' - "Hey! Hey! Come here! Help me! I'm an enchanted prince, I need a woman who kiss me and transform back to dwarf form!"<br />
''Peasant'' - "Talking beast?! Wow! Guys up there would be glad to see that.". He grabbed the cage and hauled it up to the quarters.<br />
''Crocodile'' - "Hey! Did you hear that i say?! I'm a dwarf like you! Witch turned me into this! Damn, dwarfes grown REALLY dull, while i loafed down there."<br />
...<br />
''Peasant'' - "Hey! Guys! Look that i got! He is talking!"<br />
''Crocodile'' - "Yes, talking, you dumbass! I'm telling you I'm dwarf, only looking like Crocodile! If a dwarf girl kiss me, I'll be dwarf again!"<br />
''Bookkeeper'' - "Oh, I remember... I was a little boy and my granny took me to puppet show, and the fairytale was about a prince turned into a beast, and a girl must kiss him to turn him dwarf again..."<br />
''Crocodile'' - "Oh, finally someone who shows a bit of common sence. That is exactly that happened to me! I need help!"<br />
''Bookkeeper'' - "Let's put him into our meeting room, he will tell fairytales. What can be better - a nice loaf of cheese and a tale!"<br />
''Crocodile'' - "OH SHI~"<br />
''Bookkeeper'' - "We'll call him Theater Romance, he's always telling that stuff about kisses, sorcery, fate and that crap... I'll tell my wife to make nice silk curtain for him, ho-ho!"<br />
'''Chapter 3.'''<br />
Some days later<br />
''Peasant'' - "Hey, that's with our Theater? He says no word other that "F#$K OFF!". Let he tell something funny - you know, dragons, knights and that crap..."<br />
''Caretaker'' - "Hey, Theater! Tell us something!"<br />
''Crocodile'' - "I SAID - F#$K OFF! Is it too difficult for your tiny oaken brain?!"<br />
''Crowd sadly'' - "Oooohhhh...."<br />
''Peasant'' - "What for we need him then? He just eats and shits, and does nothing!"<br />
''Broker'' - "Guys! Take him and bring to depot. That's gonna be a brillant deal! Those merchants got planty of delicious drinks..."<br />
''Crowd happily'' - "Hooray!"<br />
''Crocodile'' - "FUUUUUUUUU~"<br />
Crocodile breaks from his cage and runs away, and miners armed with their picks chase him all over the fortress. After a hours or rushing, beating, biting, wrestling the Crocodile falls down breathlessly.<br />
''Broker'' - "Damn! Drinks!" - to the merchants packing their goods "Hey, wait a bit! We've got a lot of other cool things! Cmon, let's trade a bit more!"<br />
'''The End.'''<br />

'''The origin'''.<br />
 A Weaponsmith (she realy detests lizards) went to cave forest to take a wod log to stockpile, and got chased by cave crocodile. Finally the crocodile torn her head apart in a single charge, and got the name Stinhädâbir, "Theaterromance". Then he got caught into a cage trap. Later, when i wanted to sell him to merchants, he broke out of cage while it was hauled, and i had to draft all miners into squad to struck him down.
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−	A Weaponsmith (she realy detests lizards) went to cave forest to take a wod log to stockpile, and got chased by cave crocodile. Finally the crocodile torn her head apart in a single charge, and got the name Stinhädâbir, "Theaterromance". Then he got caught into a cage trap. Later, when i wanted to sell him to merchants, he broke out of cage while it was hauled, and i had to draft all miners into squad to struck him down.	+	A Weaponsmith (she realy detests lizards) went to cave forest to take a wod log to stockpile, and got chased by cave crocodile. Finally the crocodile torn her head apart in a single charge, and got the name Stinhädâbir, "Theaterromance". Then he got caught into a cage trap. Later, when i wanted to sell him to merchants, he broke out of cage while it was hauled, and i had to draft all miners into squad to struck him down.