Editing User:Cerol The Elf Hunter

Hello I am Cerol the elf hunter. I love playing this game and as you can tell I hate elves.You may be wondering where I got my name well Ill tell you. As you probably know Cerol is a dwarf name. It was also the name of my favorite dwarf ever. He was my original miner in my first fortress he was killed by a goblin ambush while trying to reload a stone trap. Now why I hate elves. Well one day an elven caravan came to my fortress and It was ambushed by goblins then slaughtered. So the elves decide to blame me for it and they attack me. Well I fight them off but I lose two dwarves. Well It just so happens that They were friends with almost every dwarf in the fortress. So my fortress boils down to a swirling pit of despair. 

I just started a fortress called sazirimsal. In my area I have a volcano a brook and an abundance of magnetite. looks like a keeper.

Well I just found out sazirimsal has a large goblin population so I guess It will be a military fortress.


Lately I have built a water death trap. I was having a bunch of ambushes so I decided to find a way to despose of all my goblitaking ns. So I built a long hallway and put down two pressure plates. One of them was attached to the bridges at each end and the other plate was attached to the floodgates. Then I pulled a lever that opened the floodgates to my brook and drowned all of the goblins. 15 in all died from the trap and the 16th gobbo ran ahead of everybody else and got in a skirmish with 2 marksdwarves and an elite marksdwarf. long story short I lost 1 marksdwarf and the goblin finally died because my expert swordsdwarf charged him getting his left hand shot off in the process and his lung pierced.

lately I had a dwarf make a horse bone floodgate made with aluminum and pine bands it had an image of a dwarf surounded by the dwarves. It was worth 104 thousand

Lately I had a gigantic siege of 30 goblin bowmen and 8 trolls. Also a goblin Mace lord and an Axe lord. I had hundreds of traps and I caught about 15 bowmen 4 trolls and the Mace lord and the Axe lord. I was very surprised to see my legendary miner cleave straight through 3 trolls killing them while only taking a broken arm out of the fight then he carried himself to his bed to rest.

Due to an accident involving an Elvin caravan, a faulty lever ,and a goblin Axe Lord I just had 3 talented hammerdwarves massacred and my champion sworddwarf's right arm lopped off. So I decided that I shall totally militarize Sazirimsal. Ive decided that at I should at least have 50% of my dwarves in the military.

Well sazirimsal is going down. in the last 2 dorf months I've lost 6 champions in random sparring/magma/goblin accidents. Everybody is going mad and my last remaining champion has killed about 8 berserk dwarves and is now the happiest dwarf in town because she took joy in slaughter

I have now decided to visit some of my old fortresses in adventure mode. I just came to Controltraded one of my favorite lost forts. I lost Controltraded when in a siege I slaughtered every goblin and only lost 4 dwarves. Well those dwarves knew every dorf in the fort as a friend and faster than you could say "CRAP" I was down to 50 dwarves. then a bc comes and destroyed my entire crippled military in one fell swoop. After that he came waltzing into my fortress and started chasing my children through the hallways and ripping off there legs. Overall Controltraded was very "Fun"

I decided to reclaim Controltraded and this is what happened. OK I get there with my 56 dorfes and find the fort crawling with chasm creatures. Im about to attack when an ambush with one bc in it. long story short it killed 27 dwarves before it died.
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−	Hello I am Cerol the elf hunter. I love playing this game and as you can tell I hate elves.You may be wondering where I got my name well Ill tell you. As you probably know Cerol is a dwarf name. It was also the name of my favorite dwarf ever. He was my original miner in my first fortress he was killed by a goblin ambush while trying to reload a stone trap. Now why I hate elves. Well one day an elven caravan came to my fortress and It was ambushed by goblins then slaughtered. So the elves decide to blame me for it and they attack me. Well I fight them off but I lose two dwarves. Well It just so happens that They were friends with almost every dwarf in the fortress. So my fortress ~~tantrums into~~ a ~~boiling~~ pit of despair	+	Hello I am Cerol the elf hunter. I love playing this game and as you can tell I hate elves.You may be wondering where I got my name well Ill tell you. As you probably know Cerol is a dwarf name. It was also the name of my favorite dwarf ever. He was my original miner in my first fortress he was killed by a goblin ambush while trying to reload a stone trap. Now why I hate elves. Well one day an elven caravan came to my fortress and It was ambushed by goblins then slaughtered. So the elves decide to blame me for it and they attack me. Well I fight them off but I lose two dwarves. Well It just so happens that They were friends with almost every dwarf in the fortress. So my fortress boils down to a swirling pit of despair.

	I just started a fortress called sazirimsal. In my area I have a volcano a brook and an abundance of magnetite. looks like a keeper.		I just started a fortress called sazirimsal. In my area I have a volcano a brook and an abundance of magnetite. looks like a keeper.