Difference between revisions of "User talk:Res"

Revision as of 01:03, 27 April 2010

Use this plaec for:

RSOF archiving, talk, stuff, junk,

Cats

Edit:mayo3 hay gurl hay minnning

wtf?!? lol!

D

res, res,

how i do stuff

i confused

woah

.

How To Do Stuff:

tools, type, l2notbeconfused

Let's not forget:

cats

also res

Difference between revisions of "User talk:Res"

Revision as of 01:03, 27 April 2010

Contents

Cats

how i do stuff

woah

How To Do Stuff:

Let's not forget:

Navigation menu

Search

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 ;D
-res, res, Jts79
+res, res,
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:27
-Last edited on 30-Jan-2010 05:11:55 by Jts79
-Knock knock!
-~who's there?
-You notice a eye nailed to the door..
-you open the letter, it says:
-"olollololo"
-you examine the eye that nailed was to the door, and you immediately recognize it
-it's an entirely solid red eye, except for the white veins
-you look up at the sky cause it's raining and you notice the clouds glide by in black and purple
-you turn on your porch light and notice dogs walking by
-you go out to the car and notice an foot not nailed to the door, and there was actually no foot
-you open your car door and notice the clock radio was stolen
-you look in the back seat for your stuff and junk and notice it was looked through but nothing was tooken
-you dig in your pocket and find your car keys, along with other keys attached by a metal key ring :)
-you start your car while your porch is still lit up
-you put your car in reverse and drive backwards
-you put it in drive and drive forwards
-you scan the neighborhood, with now sub zero temperatures
-the roads are slippery and icy and you lose COMPLETE control of your car so you jump out along with all your belongings and retreat back to your house
-you notice the dogs are still outside of your house, so you'll be sure to be super cautious of
-you notice that your door is 0pen s0n to your house looks like it was kicked in gf
-you walk into your house and shut electricity off cause thats how you should shoo out the dogs
-but wait sounds like a human biped looking thru ur stuff in ur dining room
-yu go in but no1 there so dogs walk in your house and take stuff
-you decide to go on vacation cause your home is just too stupid for you
-when you come back from your all expenses paid vacation you notice your door is put back together and the dogs are gone
-you walk inside and find everything the way it was before that dreadful night
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:33
-Last edited on 30-Jan-2010 05:33:41 by Jts79
-you log onto your computermachine and notice all your settings are different
-you now have to type in a pass word for anything you do
-your desktop background has changed to cats(?)
-you forget about and go to the dining room.
-YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY KNOCKED OUT
-you wake up the next morning, feeling refreshed
-your pet cats come and greet you
-you go outside for the newspaper and when you're returning back inside you notice an foot nailed to your door
-you open the letter and it says
-"u dont get it ollolo"
-you sigh and admit that you don't
-you walk back inside and notice that your nightstand's top has been shoved the stuff off of it, leaving it bare
-the nightstand is made of wood but it's an blue color now(?)
-you disregard that and go to make some breakfast
-oh wait, it's 1:43 P.M.
-you decide to make a lunch
-you preheat your oven to 350 degrees and wait until adequately heated
-you keep tripping over your cats cause they want attention real bad
-you put the snacks in the oven for cooking
-you are knocked out again
-you wake up, feeling more hungry than before
-you go back to the oven, and notice that it's empty and cooled down
-it's now 6:21 P.M.
-you decide to make dinner
-you set the microwave for 6 minutes and add the edible pot pies to the microwave oven
-you finally get something to eat, while the cats are still at your legs
-you attend to your meal in the dining room, and turn the television on
-you watch the 6 o'clock news and notice your neighborhood on it
-something about *** offenders or something but that doesn't matter to you
-you finish your meal and leave the trash for your cats, they are grateful
-you go wash up for bed, and you're punched in the arm and then in the back of the knee
-you hear mumbled swears as you are punched more, this time on the left side of your head
-you are not very immediately knocked out..
-you wake up three days later on your dining room table
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:33
-Last edited on 30-Jan-2010 05:32:57 by Jts79
-you are on your dining room table
-you are exhausted, every muscle in your body aches
-you wonder what's going on and why you feel so bad and what's going on in your house
-you try to stand, but you just can't
-your legs hurt too much :c
-your arms are pretty O.K. though
-you crawl your way to the clock, it's 6:52 A.M.
-you look through a window
-you see that the sky is cloudy, and the temperature is low
-it's about negative three degrees farenheit outside
-it's also still icy out
-you hear your cats coming up behind you and feel them lay on your back
-you crawl around some more and they fall off
-you go and try to stand up, and you manage to
-you walk around, all the lights are on
-so that means someone must have turned the power back on again
-you become more and more aware of the anonymous presence in your house
-you walk over to the fridge, it's not running
-it has no cold air in it at all, and all the food and liquids are starting to smell much stronger
-you close the fridge door and find an ear attached to the door
-you open the letter and it says
-"olollololo >:\"
-you look at it the wrong way first, and re-read it
-it now says:
-"/:< ololollolo"
-still makes not a lot of sense
-you go over to the sink dispose-all and put it in there
-your sink's water is rusty looking and has a pungent odor
-you take a cup and drink some of it
-it tastes sour
-you look out of the window above the sink, and you feel this sharp, tiny pain in your lower back
-you hear several mumbled swears and try to turn around, but you can't seem to move easily
-you are punched in the elbows and kicked in the knees, and you feel something slice down the middle of your back(?)
-you are knocked out again
-STORY CONTINUED THRED UNDER CONSTRUCTION LUL
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:34
-res
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:35
-res
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:36
-res
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:37
-res
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:37
-res
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:38
-res
-Jts79
-    Edit
--Jan-2010 04:59:39
-res
 == how i do stuff ==