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40d:Intimidator

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The intimidator skill is a useful trait of the outpost broker and dwarves in particular. It is often used in trade negotiations to secure a better deal.

Qualities of a high intimidation skill

The intimidator skill is proportionate to the length of a dwarves beard. Naturally in a dwarven kingdom the king or high ranking authorities are chosen by the length of their beard. The dwarven King is pronounced at birth by a baby having a beard length longer than its own height. Because of this reason for leadership, nobles are exempt from working because of the dangerous attributes and scenarios arising from having too long a beard in the work place. Often injuries occur when the beard is underfoot or gets caught in a pumping gear requiring quick assistance from the neighbouring dwarves. Therefore nobles and Kings have devised a way of walking to avoid treading their own beards, this pattern of step includes a wider stance when walking and causes nobles to have a swagger or even a waddle depending on the size of the said nobles beard. New styles of beard wearing has been seen in noble life as nobles have been beginning to wear their beards in knots or bows with cave spider silk ribbons and large loops of beard to show of their royalty. Naturally any peasant dwarf or non-legendary dwarf caught growing their beards too long are often punished by having their beards shown and lashes given. The beard length is a long and appreciated tradition. Going back to Urist the great who was so great a King and had so mighty a beard that all dwarves in the Kingdom sought to grow their beards after his example and chose future kings off the size of their beards.

Sometimes a beard grows so rugged and wild that the majority of the face is covered by it. Leaving only the dwarves beady eyes peering out of the tangle of hair. This is seen as a very scary and intimidating sight by most dwarves and will hasten to avoid arguments or confrontations with these dwarves. Naturally Elves as well are scared by this excessive beard growing as their own faces grow no facial hair at all and will often try to prove their manliness by offering better deals or elven virgins to appease an dwarven broker with a very long beard. A common practice is for a long bearded dwarf having a tough deal with an elven liason to stand still with crossed arms, staring at the elf until the elf breaks down in tears and agrees to any bargain the broker would choose to make.

Conclusively, the intimidator skill is the prime trait a broker should always have. And is even more important than mastery in all skills combined. An intimidating dwarf is a respected dwarf, and a respected dwarf always gets better deals and places of authority.

See also

Broker skills